As we all know, Jercy is really ugly. So why would Zeela marry him? I had some theories:

1) For his money was my first idea, but then I remembered she's a stinkin' rich.

2) She was scared Jercy would kick her off the crew if she didn't pretend to fall in love with him.

3) She's blind and has never told anyone. She's always thought Jercy was a super model, when in reality, he's that armhead monkey thing...

ANY THEORIES?